Kawfee Hawg

Kawfee Hawg \ kôf 'ee hôg\, n. A tall domestic animal, that consumes large quantities of homemade coffee. It occasionally brews it's own pot, but never drinks its fair share. Carries a LARGE stainless mug in which to horde said beverage. Often wonders why it can't sleep at night. Akin to the bed hawg and the blanket hawg. (See photo)

Kawfee Hawg